Curse

Amonster666 · Jul 02, 2006, 11:12 PM // 23:12

area 51 is a army base ppl think

i made the internet

world ends in 68 years

ever looked under ur bed or in ur closet to see if they r really there?

benmanhaha · Jul 03, 2006, 12:42 AM // 00:42

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Originally Posted by skills4kills

were do you live.....I want to live there now...

And as for "what ever hapend to perprations A-G"

in goldmeber all those faild so thats why there perapation H!

Where do you live? What idiot would ask that at a drive-thru.

Goats17 · Jul 03, 2006, 01:25 AM // 01:25

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Originally Posted by Amonster666

ok ok uber list here ^^

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why
aren't people from Holland called Holes?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies
with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered
what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would
be if it didn't zigzag?

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
The mime next door went nuts.

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little
bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards
is Naive?

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does
that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

Almost all these are taken from Stewart francis.

I call BS plagiarism!

Opeth11 · Jul 03, 2006, 01:42 AM // 01:42

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Originally Posted by Amonster666

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

Of course that's how you pronounce it! I know I do!
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Goats17 · Jul 03, 2006, 02:23 AM // 02:23

I'm going to start doing that now......onety-one.

Lawl.

skills4kills · Jul 03, 2006, 05:13 AM // 05:13

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Originally Posted by benmanhaha

Where do you live? What idiot would ask that at a drive-thru.

I live In NY and trust me...it's not too fun

Nocere Moriari · Jul 03, 2006, 05:25 AM // 05:25

Why is it that, coffee having more alcaloides, then coca leaves is not a controled substance????

Amonster666 · Jul 03, 2006, 06:28 AM // 06:28

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Originally Posted by Opeth11

Of course that's how you pronounce it! I know I do!
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ummmmm no u dont, it is pronounce eleven, duh

Mercury Angel · Jul 03, 2006, 08:41 PM // 20:41

Why does is Colonel based on the Italian spelling, colonnella, but pronounced based on the 1400-1600's French coronell?

I'd imagine it's insanely confusing to people who have never encountered it before (particularly ESL). How do you get an 'r' sound out of 'l's? >_>

I think if I hadn't seen it before, I'd spell it, 'kernel', and if I hadn't heard it before, I'd say it, "Call-on-el'.

skills4kills · Jul 04, 2006, 07:56 PM // 19:56

shhhhh

if we call them brizlian nuts what do they call them in brazil?

Amonster666 · Jul 04, 2006, 10:25 PM // 22:25

bizlian nuts?

skills4kills · Jul 05, 2006, 01:15 AM // 01:15

yeah but that makes no sence like we have some thing and some were els they call it amrican *something* but we just call it something i just want to know what brizlian nuts are called in brazil

Amonster666 · Jul 05, 2006, 02:15 PM // 14:15

ok then

NUTS is the answer

skills4kills · Jul 05, 2006, 05:52 PM // 17:52

Now you made me sad *crys*

Amonster666 · Jul 05, 2006, 07:55 PM // 19:55

awwwww there there *pats skills2kills on the back* i didnt mean it cough i did cough, anyways, here have a cookie

skills4kills · Jul 06, 2006, 12:49 AM // 00:49

*rubs eyeballs* *sniffs* thank you *eats cokie* HEY WTF ITS HAS BRAZILIN NUTS

LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL

Nick The Nicker · Jul 06, 2006, 01:03 AM // 01:03

I though these were life questions? not lets make me feel better?? anyway

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye.

skills4kills · Jul 07, 2006, 03:53 AM // 03:53

hey he hurt my fealings ok my very sensitve

and wow that is a good one

why are there questions that make us wunder

Winx.ZN · Jul 07, 2006, 07:46 AM // 07:46

Life questions huh...
Why do they sterilize the needle for a lethal injection?
Why did kamikazee pilots wear helmets?
What was the first person to try oysters thinking?

Amonster666 · Jul 07, 2006, 08:25 PM // 20:25

the most simple one, wat came first the chicken or the egg?